i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
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Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
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I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
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Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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