Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
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Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
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And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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