I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
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We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
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Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I have aggressive nipples.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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