Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
that may or may not have been my penis.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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