Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
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Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
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i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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