did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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