Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
