At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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