summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Is it because I queefed?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Who died my cat blue again?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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