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she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
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Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
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Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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