hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
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i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
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He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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