Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
im holly from the hills drunk
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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