FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
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Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
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I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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