I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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