Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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