you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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