We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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