I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
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i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
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I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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