And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I didn't notice because vodka
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
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