I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Randomize