Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
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Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
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Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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