id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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