Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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