i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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