check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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