Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Do plants get herpes?
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