were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
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We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
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I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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