Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
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unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
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I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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