who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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