i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
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i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
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Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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