I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
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I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
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And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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