I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
he shaved USA in his pubs
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Randomize
