I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
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