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• (440): View more from Ohio

  it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once

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  that is the greatest description ever

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with

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• (253): View more from Washington

  You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me

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