She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
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I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
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IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived