Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
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by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
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yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.