I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
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Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
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btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.