So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
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So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
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I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water