It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
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you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
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We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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