I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
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