You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
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I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
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He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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