drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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