For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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