why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
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How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
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all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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