I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Someone shit on the floor
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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