There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
kristin has been a bad kristin
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Randomize
