I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
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I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
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I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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