called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
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Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
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You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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