if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
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Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
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I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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