You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
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You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
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So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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