I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
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well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
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i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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