just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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