what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
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Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
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I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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