Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
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When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
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I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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