Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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