when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
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she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
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she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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