If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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