Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
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If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
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Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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