Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
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