Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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