do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
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Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
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So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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