What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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