I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
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i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
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like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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