i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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