AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
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