I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
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i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
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I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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