I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
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you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
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I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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